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So I peeked into the front window and lo and behold, hanging from the rear view mirror was the missing piece to the puzzle.

Okay call me Richard Beltzer, but after passing this crime scene yesterday, I deduced that some pretty sleazy shit had gone down. I could not however be 100% positive. All I had was a Lexus with a smashed rear window parked on the curb next to a fire hydrant. I needed better evidence that douchebaggery had been afoot.

We are all writers. Only some of us are awesome.вІ вІЂЂЂDean Koontz

constructionвІ about brown pelicans. This will be a group dedicated to liberating your deepest, darkest impulses, so make sure your shit is exciting. And tight. Don’t yabber on with a short story about how your great-grandmother spent three years in an internment camp. Yawwwn. Write about zombies and fuckin jet planes if you want us to get into it. Just donвІЂЂЂt be afraid to let go and be vulnerable, and, most of all, to not sound gay. Please join us. Bring $350 cash and an eraser.

IвІЂЂЂm organizing a writing group. First meeting is next Thursday at 8pm (location TBD). The group is for writers of all ages to share their work free of being judged. IвІЂЂЂll be facilitating a safe space where artists are encouraged to take risks. If your risks donвІЂЂЂt pay off, we can discuss whether you should stay. If youвІЂЂЂre asked not to continue with us, please donвІЂЂЂt be discouraged- writing is not for everyone. Just try to figure out before showing up whether you’re talented. If the group finds your writing to be irksome, there might be a problem, although donвІЂЂЂt ever let that deter you from contributing- just reconsider why you had the audacity to think you were good. My only request is that you approach us with an open heart and willingness to take constructive criticism from actual decent writers who share your passion for language. Please donвІЂЂЂt be late. If youвІЂЂЂre late, you will receive a warning. Two warnings and youвІЂЂЂre out. And do NOT bring haikus. The last thing the group wants to listen to is your 7-5-7 вІ

Seth Herzog at Sweet. Sound effects by David Wain.